Guess who aren't happy...

Sorry boys, but...... you're not coming. I have, however, booked you a nice room in Mornington.

Oh, here's the Beluga

apparently, a lot cheaper by the kilo in Kazakhstan.

Preparations I

Travel documents have arrived! If I wasn't so sophisticated I'd be half-way to wetting my pants right now.

Excitement is building....

It's all ready for me!

Mmmmm......Luxury!

Ok, so we have the bread, fruit and rice....but where's the Dom and who the hell forgot the Beluga?

Recconaissance

- OK, there's a travel warning....exercise high degree of caution...evidently a little political unrest and some bombings...or something. Hope the Dom Perignon is safely packed in plenty of bubble wrap.

- highest point in all of the Maldives is 1.5m above sea level....not much good in a 5m tsunami. I will be taking my snorkel, but just incase, who is going to adopt Ed & Bud? Please note, the boys and their carers are the only ones mentioned in the will!

- 2hr session with the sailing instructor...$150. Includes some snorkelling on the side!

- three point power outlet...to recharge various electrical appliances

Hold onto your hats....

and your undies as the adventures of the enigmatic Rose Perignon are revealed......will she live to regret that moment in time she refused the tall stranger's kind offer of a hep B vaccination?